About Flying Circus

About FCYRS

Circus is dry-sailed from Tidewater Yacht Service, Baltimore MD. Circus currently competes in the Baltimore City Yacht Associations Tuesday night series and selective CBYRA sanctioned bay races. The number of races is dependent on clown participation. Unfortunately, clowns are easily distracted.

Circus history

Returned to the Chesapeake in 2007, by David and Janet Coleman, Flying Circus is focused on putting top talent - with reasonably intact livers and great hair - on Flying Circus for regatta heinousity.

Clown Quotes of 2012

Clown Quotes of 2011

"Wow, it's the Great Pumpkin, just in time for fall racing"

"What are trying to win, the "Pearson Flyer Universe's" or something?"

"Nice costume"

"Down, Satan"

"Set an hourglass in 5,4,3,2,1"

"Boat's and Ho's"

"What, are you going to cry now"

"Now we have to learn how to sail! Without the rudder, we're just a bunch of drunks"

"Give me the tiller, some dough, and I'll pull your rudder"

Clown Quotes of 2010

"Who's that we're wearing like an ass hat?"

"What did you do to our son?"

"Did I really throw up in your van?"

"Get out of my way or I'm running over your dinghy"

"You can leave him – they have shelters you can go to"

"Did you see her head bounce off the deck?"

"Get off of the ground and back in your cage"

"Jibe the spinnaker, set the pole, and shake that money maker"

"Let's get off of 'My Mother'"

"Stop talking to me"

"We can't rebuild the entire sail out of duct tape"

"Old main, old main, old main!"

"Shut up yer shutting up!"

"Do you really think we are doing this 'cause it's fun?!?"

"This is too easy, like clubbing baby seals"

Clown quotes of 2007

"If you're scared go to church."

"Annapolis is a clown kinda town."

"Clearly our drinking team has a sailing problem."

"It's too windy for a powerboater to go sailing."

"This is the part where I hurt myself."

"Walk like very small domestic house cat."

"There isn't enough in the cooler to finish the race"

"I'm at the fuel dock,what's your member number?"

Clown quotes of 2008

"Show me what's under the big tent"

"Release the clowns!"

"If I die in thunderstorm my wife will kill me"

"Turn in your man card"

Clown quotes of 2009

"We got to go this way, and we can't motor in this anyway"

"Hold your course!!, Hold your course!!, Hold your course!!"

"Have you met our 285 pound foredeck?"

"Dude, ChimChim and Spridle drank EVERYTHING in the cooler last night!"

"Here's a free drink ticket, buy yourself a "J On The Rocks""

"If we anchor, will it increase or decrease our relative performance?"

"So, what's with you and the sheets over the pole?"

"If you say my name one more time I'm going to kill you"

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